Exactly how you describe your pet.
Illustrated animal portraits with the same expressions, opinions and questionable priorities as yours. Printed to order, ready for any standard frame.
Every animal here has an opinion.
Everyone thinks you exaggerate about your dog. You don't.
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The Scream Collection
The Scream Collection
Cat's Portrait Collection
Cat's Portrait Collection
Free shipping over $49
Free shipping worldwide on orders over $49.
Printed to order
Every piece made fresh. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Rigid tube packaging
Arrives flat, sealed, ready to frame.
14 Day Guarantee
Arrived damaged? We reprint and reship. No questions.
HOW IT WORKS
Pick one. Frame it. Spend the next three years explaining it.
Every poster is printed fresh on gallery-quality paper and rolled into a rigid tube. It arrives flat, uncreased, and ready for framing.
01
Find the one
Browse by mood, size, or just go with the one that makes you say “oh that’s my pet.”
02
We print and roll it
Printed to order on heavyweight 189gsm matte, gallery-grade. Rolled into a sealed rigid tube. Ships in 3–5 days.
03
Hang it
All is left is to decide where it belongs.
About Us
Nobody is as interested in your cat as you are.
You have a saying things about your pet. The dramatic one, the coward about the vacuum, the one who has decided, without consulting anyone, that she's a doctor. You've explained this to people. They were not as interested as you needed them to be.
We are. Every piece here is an animal taken completely seriously: a name, a title, a wildly unearned sense of importance, printed properly so everyone can see.